hortensius:

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

gothicwoes:

“Oh but saving me makes him so happy! :D” Aziraphale, I see you. I know what you are. I know you’ve played up your distress in the past. I know you wouldn’t save yourself from sticky situations ‘cause you needed an excuse to see Crowley again. An angel will literally construct intricate rituals of getting himself into trouble just so a demon will swoop in like a knight in shining armor and take him out on a delicious, alcoholic date afterwards. There’s something so very wrong with you, babygirl, and I love you so much.

weaver-z:

I love being part of the Good Omens fandom because it’s the only fandom I’m in that hasn’t simmered down yet. You people are 2014 levels of crazy. You’re in Neil’s inbox calling him “babygirl” and writing 16000-word theory essays that will absolutely come back to haunt you in a Youtube retrospective some day. I love having to apologize to my mutuals for your behavior. It makes me feel young again.

kae-a:

cringengl:

Do you guys ever have fandoms-in-law??? Like I’m not a part of the fandom, I’ve never read it/watched it, but it’s so closely associated with some of my fave fandoms that when it’s trending it’s all over my dash even though I don’t even follow the tag???

sansgod:

god guys wearing jewelry is just hot like… I know it’s bare minimum but… an ear piercing??? Some rings???? A nose piercing????? Thank you for your service

thehandymen:

i am not immune to stories in which characters who have endured harsh, empty existences become absolutely transformed by someone’s sincere love for them and learn to live

omegaverse:

moonmangarrett:

omegaverse:

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they’re gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

thrashbeatles:

what happens when @buckynats & i start writing alternate dialogue

troutlawyer:

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

rosettyller:

crowley crying over losing aziraphale

seraph-novak:

Good Omens (2019-) | Season 2, Episode 5 “The Ball”

mxmooniper:

Hunger

yellenabelova:

#Sick and twisted that Aziraphale immediately grabbed Crowley

salty-herba-mystica:

they should let me hug people through computer screens